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NanaBear08 Administrator Leader of the Pack 🐺🐺 I'm Tammy. Leader of the pack. Posts: 310 Likes: 67	Joke of the Day Jan 22, 2023 12:47:13 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by NanaBear08 on Jan 22, 2023 12:47:13 GMT -5 Q: What do you call it when you walk into a cafe you’re sure you’ve been to before? A: Déjà brew
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Joke of the Day Jan 22, 2023 13:06:16 GMT -5

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Post by NanaBear08 on Jan 22, 2023 13:06:16 GMT -5

A man visits his doctor for a checkup. “Doc, I think something’s wrong with my brain,” he says. “Every time I take a sip of coffee I get this stabbing pain in my right eye.”

“I see,” says the doctor. “Have you tried taking the spoon out?”

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emily Newbie Wolf Cub Posts: 22 Likes: 1	Joke of the Day Jan 22, 2023 15:02:21 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by emily on Jan 22, 2023 15:02:21 GMT -5 hahaha. took me a while to get it but very good

NanaBear08 Administrator Leader of the Pack 🐺🐺 I'm Tammy. Leader of the pack. Posts: 310 Likes: 67	Joke of the Day Jan 23, 2023 3:25:39 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by NanaBear08 on Jan 23, 2023 3:25:39 GMT -5 What does a storm cloud wear under his raincoat? ThunderWear.
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NanaBear08 Administrator Leader of the Pack 🐺🐺 I'm Tammy. Leader of the pack. Posts: 310 Likes: 67	Joke of the Day Jan 28, 2023 8:05:53 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by NanaBear08 on Jan 28, 2023 8:05:53 GMT -5 Jan 24, 2023 17:15:39 GMT -5 @tea4me said: What did one hat say to the other? "You stay here. I'll go on ahead."
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NanaBear08 Administrator Leader of the Pack 🐺🐺 I'm Tammy. Leader of the pack. Posts: 310 Likes: 67	Joke of the Day Jan 28, 2023 8:17:00 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by NanaBear08 on Jan 28, 2023 8:17:00 GMT -5 What do you call a dog that can do magic tricks? A labracadabrador!
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Joke of the Day Feb 2, 2023 1:39:41 GMT -5

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Post by NanaBear08 on Feb 2, 2023 1:39:41 GMT -5

1. Did you hear about the rabbit who refused to leave her house? She was having a bad hare day.

2. How do you know you’ve been visited by a possessed rabbit? He leaves deviled eggs.

3. What do you call a rabbit housekeeper? A dust bunny.

4. Where did the bunny groom and bunny bride go after their wedding? On a bunnymoon.

5. What do you call a bunny who was raised in a hotel? An inn-grown hare.

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Joke of the Day Feb 4, 2023 7:43:08 GMT -5

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Post by NanaBear08 on Feb 4, 2023 7:43:08 GMT -5

Problem With Gas

A little old lady goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn't bother me too much because they never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact, I've farted at least 20 times since I've been here in your office."
The doctor says, "I see, take these pills and come back to see me next week.

The next week the lady goes back to his office. "Doctor," she says, "I don't know what you gave me, but now my farts, although still silent, stink terribly!"

The doctor says, "Good, Now that we've cleared up your sinuses, let's work on your hearing."

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